THIS IS THE FACE OF DEATH
As I wake up groggy this morning at my 200 year old second home, I look around for the source of my stomach pain. Crumpled on the floor by my bed I see one man. One man who has forever changed this world and my world. I always thought is was cute marketing to put the colonel as the logo. It gives it southern, old school charm. But as I stare at the face I realize it is only a ploy. This man looks innocent, happy, christian even. Can you believe he led a group of soldiers in the war! Now maybe my angst is wrongly directed but it is there all the same. This face may be killing a nation. Or at least making them shamefully obese... sadly although I can put a finger on my addiction, I am unable to fight it. Fast food only makes sense to me. And I cant reconcile that Pepsi owns this monstrosity of a corporation. I will not give up cold turkey (or chicken you might say) but I will state that I am onto its alluring schemes and will never finish a night off with a 3 piece combo.

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Kevin's comment:

Some Paparazzi recently caught the Colonel in the act of fulfilling his secret chicken-butchering fetish:




Behind the rosy cheeks and old school 'specs' is an evil genius. Be afraid.

posted by ash @ 7:52 AM Comments: 2