so I hear that the stampede is a time of fun, frivolty and of course a lot of drinking. I have yet to see this. So far this year is rain, faulty cell phones, and lots and lots of pay parking. Right now I have just finished one of my long shifts and I start another in ten minutes of regulating a pay parking lot.(Pee break) Yes, my catholic friends have divied up their entire lawn and drive ways for pay park spots. 8 dollars per day. So my job (reminding you I am all alone downtown) and the girls are gone this weekend, is to regulate this make-shift lot, charge money and direct people to available parking spots. Indicated by worn out spray paint on our lawn. This doesnt bode well with my concerned fiance seeing as I have had 3 people try to rip me off and I have to sit on a chair on the sidewalk for the rest of this weekend. Not to mention that we have no rules. Pay for the day so that means they are able to leave at 6:30am or any other time they want during the night, all while I sleep with one eye open. Has anyone ever seen me park a car! Why did they give me this job and leave me for the weekend! If you are not soing anything this weekend, swing by the lot, enjoy some stampede and I will park ya for a mere 8 bucks...
becoming more white trashed and red necked...
ash

posted by ash @ 6:25 PM Comments: 3