I drive a Dodge Stratus!
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!
Well actually a Chrysler Cirrus but they are one in the same. I have owned my car for just about 2 years and it's time to trade her in.... 10 reasons for this
1. I ran over a tree in Silver Springs.
2. I once hit a pole at Cp.
3. Jen Vanson hit the same pole later driving my car.
4. I drove the Cocahalla on empty.
5.I ran out of gas downtown.
6. I was hit from behind on Crowchild.
7. I hit a shopping cart at the mall.
8. I projectile vomitted 4 times on my steering wheel while driving. (stupid flu season)
9. The head nun I work with has the same car.
10. There is a big invisible decal on my car that says break in to me! 2 times in 5 months
500 dollars in glass! I hate downtown.
ash
posted by ash @ 8:10 AM
Comments: 4
